The Survey says...............

Why the sudden surge in emails with people wanting me to fill out survey forms. I have been receiving both personal and business survey questionnaires lately. So instead of filling them all out and those people knowing way to much about me I am going to cut and paste one in here and fill it out. And of course I will have to interject a couple of extras at the end of my own. ha ha
Well here it goes:

What is your favorite color? SAGE GREEN
Where were you born? MISSISSIPPI
What is your favorite food? MUSHROOM ALFREDO
What food do you dislike? BEETS
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? COFFEE
Beer, wine, mixed drink, or soda? WINE MOSTLY BUT A MARTINI ONCE IN A WHILE
Which one is your favorite summer or winter? SUMMER
Who is your favorite author? NICOLAS SPARKS
What is your favorite movie? THE NOTEBOOK
What is your favorite TV series? HOUSE
Have you ever been in love? YES
Have you ever been married? YES
Have you ever been in trouble with the law? NO
How many different states have you lived in? THREE
How many brothers and sisters do you have? FOUR SISTERS AND ONE BROTHER
Are you the oldest, youngest, middle, or only child? OLDEST
What is your favorite day of the week? SATURDAY
Are you a morning or night person? NIGHT
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? MY WEIGHT
What is one thing about yourself you like? I STRIVE FOR BETTER
blah blah blah
So now instead of survey crap how about I give you some crazy random information about me that you are going to wish I hadn't shared so quickly.
I like a nice azz on a man just as much as the next girl but a man with nice eyes and strong hands makes me weak in the knees. There you have it I am a eyes and hand gal.
I like to sleep in the nude. I also like to sleep with the fan on and blankets layered on.
I don't really enjoy spending large amounts of time in crowds. I enjoy small intimate groups over crowds.
If I didn't have to work outside the home I believe I would like to be a country girl. Well maybe I better say I might like cause I am a bit of a spoiled brat and there are some creepy crawls in the country like snakes, large bugs, field mice, and other scary rodents.
I rather go on a romantic picnic instead of going out to a fancy restaurant.
I love bubble baths and will stay in the tub till I have used up all the hot water.
Eating mango makes me horny. I don't know why but every time I eat them I get turned on.
I appear to the world as being a toughie but I cry every week at the Extreme Home make over show.
Yikes, I have shared way to much information Want to share a answer with me from one of your surveys?

Could there be closet gremlins?

Let me just start out stating that it can not be possible that I have bought as many clothes as I have. I want to believe that some evil clothes gremlins are slipping clothes into my closet to make me look bad. How could it be possible that I have managed to outgrow another closet? I promised my husband that I would not be caught again putting my extra clothes in his 4' closet BUT I may be forced to retract that promise if Kohl's has one more "The Biggest Sale This Year" sale that I can't pass up. The way I see it if the hubby really loved me he would understand that 12 feet of closet space just isn't enough room for me and would let me share some his 4 foot closet. Where is his unconditional love when it comes to closet space? Since he is not showing much love toward the gremlins did it concept I began the dreaded cleaning out my closets process this weekend. Holy sh#@ this is going to take longer than I wanted. I usually skim over my clothes and get rid of a some every years but this is the first time in a long time I have deep cleaned through ALL my clothes. I am already finding errors with my process of deep cleaning like -

1) when emptying closet don't pile clothes on bed because you have no where to sleep if you don't complete task in the same day
2) under estimated time frame of how long this process is going to take
3) I should have disconnected the computer, cable,and phone because anyone of them is better than facing the mess I have made
4) I shouldn't have told my sister why I wanted her to come over cause once I tipped her off to what I was doing she suddenly didn't stop over
5) Shouldn't have taken a break to post this cause now I really really don't want to go back to the mess.

I know I am going to really enjoy my closet when everything is done and I have it all color and style coordinated but right now that seems so far away. With the size of the pile of clothes I have put aside for goodwill I should have plenty of room in my closet to go to a sale or two. ha ha No really I am still going strong on my no spending adventure and it is going well. I haven't shopped since Christmas and I am alright. I haven't melted or even had to seek medical attention. It is going good just enjoying what I already have and to be honest I haven't really needed for anything. Funny how when I really began to think about the materials things I don't really need or want them now.
I must stop this rambling and get back to cleaning my closets if I want to have any hope of reaching the bottom of the pile clothes.