Could there be closet gremlins?

Let me just start out stating that it can not be possible that I have bought as many clothes as I have. I want to believe that some evil clothes gremlins are slipping clothes into my closet to make me look bad. How could it be possible that I have managed to outgrow another closet? I promised my husband that I would not be caught again putting my extra clothes in his 4' closet BUT I may be forced to retract that promise if Kohl's has one more "The Biggest Sale This Year" sale that I can't pass up. The way I see it if the hubby really loved me he would understand that 12 feet of closet space just isn't enough room for me and would let me share some his 4 foot closet. Where is his unconditional love when it comes to closet space? Since he is not showing much love toward the gremlins did it concept I began the dreaded cleaning out my closets process this weekend. Holy sh#@ this is going to take longer than I wanted. I usually skim over my clothes and get rid of a some every years but this is the first time in a long time I have deep cleaned through ALL my clothes. I am already finding errors with my process of deep cleaning like -

1) when emptying closet don't pile clothes on bed because you have no where to sleep if you don't complete task in the same day
2) under estimated time frame of how long this process is going to take
3) I should have disconnected the computer, cable,and phone because anyone of them is better than facing the mess I have made
4) I shouldn't have told my sister why I wanted her to come over cause once I tipped her off to what I was doing she suddenly didn't stop over
5) Shouldn't have taken a break to post this cause now I really really don't want to go back to the mess.

I know I am going to really enjoy my closet when everything is done and I have it all color and style coordinated but right now that seems so far away. With the size of the pile of clothes I have put aside for goodwill I should have plenty of room in my closet to go to a sale or two. ha ha No really I am still going strong on my no spending adventure and it is going well. I haven't shopped since Christmas and I am alright. I haven't melted or even had to seek medical attention. It is going good just enjoying what I already have and to be honest I haven't really needed for anything. Funny how when I really began to think about the materials things I don't really need or want them now.
I must stop this rambling and get back to cleaning my closets if I want to have any hope of reaching the bottom of the pile clothes.