I can't believe I am admitting to this.........

As promised some rather funny blurbs from my ever challenging life just lately.........

~ As noted earlier I did take my niece to the farm last weekend. I learned that it doesn't matter if the barn doors and windows are open it smells really bad in the cow barn.

~ Another valuable lesson from the farm experience you should always and I mean always stay at least five feet from the ass of a cow cause when they let go it splatters every direction!

~ Did you know the stuffing from a small Ernie doll can cover the floor of a TV room if a puppy takes it out carefully. (wonder why he spared Bert)

~ I learned that if you have something stuck to the bottom of our foot do not rub it against the top of your other foot. WTF was I thinking??

~Strangers can be nice people! Alright before you starting thinking the worst let me explain. While driving down the highway to work (jamming to my Nickelback CD) when I saw a bug walking across my dashboard and we all know I freak out about bugs. I rolled down the windows hoping the wind of going 70 would blow the creature away BUT NO he just hangs on and starts staring at me. Yes, he was staring at me! Anyway the creepy crawly starts walking again and he is headed my direction and I realize I am going to have to take action. I proceed to change lanes so I can exit the highway and pull into a gas station (here is where the nice stranger comes in) I put the Jeep in park exited the vehicle and asked the very very nice guy who was pumping gas if he would PLEASE come kill the bug. At first he says "your kidding" and I explained very quickly that I wasn't and if he didn't hurry the evil little thing might hide and then I would be in even a bigger need cause I would need a ride to work. The very nice stranger killed the bug (my hero) and walked away smirking.

~ I learned my cell phone doesn't float. It ended up in the pool but by the grace of God it dried out and worked the next day. (don't tell AT&T cause I plan on trading it off to them soon)

~ Oh gosh let me tell you I learned the hard way this week that you should not wear thongs and to tight of jeans at the same time. Very painful lesson that I won't be repeating!

Alright already I am going to stop sharing my crazy experiences that have happened lately cause I am sure you are already thinking the worst of me. Oh, well that's why I stay anonymous. :)